Brew Bros

Pub and Brewery

Brew Bros

The finest brews from the bros brewery since 1976

Bros brew house

For the last 40 years the Bro's Brew House has exclusively served Bro's Brews. We are very proud to show those who dislike or critic our brews where the door is and remind them to close it on the way out.

The Bro's Brewery produces such a wide variety of lagers, beers and ales that we have never needed to bring in those inferior drinks produced by lesser brewers. Don't ask for Corona, Bud, Becks, Coke or water.. We don't have it.

Our fine drinking establishment is designed specifically for the drinkers of Bro's Brews. We spared no expense when importing the finest Waterford crystal glasses and upholstering our stools, high back lounge chairs, and toilet seat with the finest Corinthian leather. We even cover our Rich African black wood floors with only the finest Pink Ivory saw dust imported direct from Zimbabwee. 

All this to give the drinkers of Bro's the best location and atmosphere in which to drink our sweet ass brews. So come on in, sit back and allow the brew to flow in to you... preferably in large amounts. We sell by the yard here. Or for the adventurous ladies the foot. We also have peanuts. Salted and BBQ.

Whats happeing

Here at the Bro's Brew House we don't need gimmicks to bring in the punters. Our brews are enough for that. But we do like live bands once in a while. Check below for the latest events at the Bro's Brew House.

The Perogies

Someday from 6pm : $15 Cover

These guys have been a fav of ours since we were wee lads. Full of cheese and more then enough potatoes, these guys will make sue you get your fill of brews and a few songs to boot.

Old Rovers

Whenever they'er sober enough to play. No Cover

Here's a bunch of old bros that have been enjoying the brew for over 40 years. Throw a few brews at um' and they'll play ya a jig or too. Just dont let them get near granny.

Them boys

Another day from 6pm : $5 Cover

Shed a tear, apparently these guys where famous once. We think they'er a bit wet. But the punters love um' so we keep bringing them back. Lets hope they can make it tonight.

And these guys

Every other day : No Cover

We have no clue who these guys are, but they play for brews and my little sister thinks the one on the right is cute. So we booked them for every night until my sister finds someone else she fancies.. tart! Nah, fair cop their actualy magic.

at the brewery

Bro's Brewery has been producing the finest beers the bro's could formulate for over 40 years. Our brews have proven time and again that only the finest ingredients, best brewing practices and a true understanding of what a bro wants to drink, can produce the best beer, larger or ale.

On this page we are proud to show off our oldest and most favored brews. Drank for over 40 years exclusively at our public house in our brewery by loyal and brave people, these brews have proven to be fine fan favorites time and again. 

Winning no awards for taste or richness, body or aroma. We didn't enter in to any competitions. We believe our brews are so special and note worthy that they stand alone in a market filled with mediocre beverages we refuse to be compared against.

Read on to find out what people find so special in ours brews and why we think you need to try for your self rather then believe in advertisements. A real brew can only be real once its been drank by a real bro.

Bros brews

Here at the Bro's Brewery we go to extra lengths to create the finest brews for our bros. We don't skimp on the ingredients or the time needed to create such wonderful beverages.

Amber Ale

So rich, smooth favored and our most popular brew, the Amber Ale is what a real light ale should be. All the flavor none of the bloat.

We've proven time and again that a true bro can on average down twice as many of these then drinkers of inferior ales.

Its good. That's all you need to know.

Unmarked 12

Unmarked 12 is our secret in-house brew and what the bros drink most often.

Named for the label-less brown bottle its served in, this crisp, cool and clear 12%ac brew will surprise you with its bark and bite.

Only sold to real bros who have signed the waiver. Minimum purchase of 12 bottles required. Must be consumed on the premises. Illegal in all US states and Cuba. Probably the only thing they agree on.

Ice Pills

Ice Pills drinks perfectly at sub zero temperatures. Our unique liquid nitrogen cooled fermentation process ensures this brew pours cold every time.

With its fiery strawberry flavor this goes perfect with bro level hot wings smothered in ghost pepper sauce. Ask in the brew house about the ice wings special to really get the best from this one.

Warning! If you are not a bro don't be fooled cheap copies. This is the only Ice Pills guaranteed to anyone in to a true bro.. if you survive.

half life

Yes it really does glow in the dark. Brewed by only the most experienced bros of the brewery, in a still believed to have been in continues use sines Genghis Khan stole it from some old nomad in the year 1172 .

This distinct brew offers glimpse of the after life and the taste of ten thousand tortured bunny rabbits.

This brew is sacred. as such you should never order one of these unless a master bro offers to guide your soul home... or at least to a taxi.

Contact us

We are always happy to hear from those that drink our brews and anyone interested in our brewery or pub. Use the form below to say your peace and we'll get back to you.

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Address
342 Brewry Lane. Hopsvile, Anation.
Phone
(201)555 5547
email
info@brew-bros-brewery.com

The finest brews from the bros brewery since 1976

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